X-Mas! X-mas, Everybody! X-mas!

Happy holidays if you're into that sort of thing. Me, I'm more of a Groundhog Day sort of guy.

The Ultimate Price

Me and L.L. were at "Scotch and Sirloin" in Wichita, Kansas earlier today enjoying $30 steaks and some real life adult grown-ups were at the table beside us making potty talk and cussing and basically being loud and going buck wild. One guy messed up a joke about balls. I was going to complain to the Ukranian waitress but she seemed ambivalent and I could almost see her nipples. I silently vowed revenge against each person at the table, especially "Marky Mark." I added another page my Things-To-Do list.

Chewbacca Fantasies

The Polyphonic Spree's Holiday Extravaganza was ten kinds of a good time. Also, a shout out to the Hyatt Regency and Jake at Tigger's. And to the crew from OG mart, whom seeing at Dealey Plaza was the weirdest thing that ever happened.