Kangaroo Maurice

I think this would make a great movie plot actually! Think about it -- Two childhood friends, a New York hairstylist and a would-be musician, get caught up with the mob and are forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, but things go haywire when the money is lost to a wild kangaroo.

Into A Hole Where No One Can Escape

Tomorrow's Wigu will be the last one ever.

Signs

When I was a teenager I had a recurring dream where I was going to die in April of 2005. While I don't believe in all that crazy hocus pocus, I think I will be pretty careful in April.

Super Happy Fun Joy

I have found it to be a tremendous accomplishment when I don't have to leave the house on weekdays.

Oklahoma City area readers should mark their calendars for January 21, when I will be appearing at the first "Locals Only" show at the Conservatory in Oklahoma City. I will possibly be doing my Britney Spears interpretive dance, which has been quite well received by people riding in the car with me.