So Awkward

Wow, that week went by fast. It was all like woosh!

The good thing about thinking you are gonna die on a particular day is that you can be as reckless as you want to up until that day. You better believe I'm gonna be going buck wild until next Saturday, at which time I will be extremely careful.

The word "awkward" is just awkward-looking, isn't it. It is the perfect word.

I wish you a firm, round weekend.

Countdown of DEATH

So here we go, the Death Countdown. I had a trial run back in March where I tried to convince myself it was the day I was going to die but that turned out okay. This is the real deal now; it is a quest for a human boy to get nasty with a lady before his ticker stops tocking. This will end one of two ways.

1. I will die on April 23 and it will be all freaky like Final Destination.
2. I will survive April 23 and get on with my life.

Either way, I am currently "seeding the torrent" for my friend Vera's wonderful finished animation project, "Sno-bo." Get the torrent here: Sno-Bo!

Good day to you.

OC for Wednesday

OC for Wednesday will not be available due to an issue regarding an event. A Sock Warning is issued for Thursday's OC. Socks will be rocked, alert level Burnt Sienna.

Girls Are Pretty

For the record, Girls Are Pretty.

I'm also doing a fun Mario and Luigi story at Wigu, if by "fun" I mean "extremely violent."

Also, I realize I keep forgetting to draw my tattoos. I have to mow today, give me a break.

Head Cutter-Offer

Also I think cutting off someone's head is sort of like being in an orgy. It changes you. I hope I never get my head cut off.