Of Loincloths and Facial Hair

Look who I found in the woods! Mr. Jon Rosenberg! It's a good thing I found him.

The Underpants Candidate

There are several ways to interpret this comic. Despite the way things have turned out, we are still having a jolly good time indeed.

Panel 2 was inked by Vera (before the double-cross). I will be cowering in the wilderness!

Five Five Five Five Five

I am at R Stevens's house in Massachusetts! Vera is about to come over, and Jon is coming over tomorrow! I am alive and kickin. Tomorrow's OC will be about being here; the one up now happened before. We might invite you all to come meet us somewhere. We are having a "think tank."

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Happy Fives Day!

De Lay

I Get On Better With Animals

This one goes out to Elflore who is going through some kind of shitty deals. Keep ya head up, Elflore.

I think the reason that animals haven't learned how to talk yet is because people talk to them like they are babies. Whenever I talk to an animal I speak to it in the same manner I would speak to a regular human adult or child. However, I find I have next to nothing to say to the average animal.

I Can't Stand the Rain

I watched "National Treasure" last night, and it occurred to me that it is definitely time to get on the ball and make a porno movie called "National Pleasure" where they find out the Declaration of Independence actually holds the secret to a bunch of secret sex moves.

With Katamari Damacy, Hank Williams III, Dillinger Escape Plan, and returning a lawnmower to Wal-Mart I'm amazed I got anything at all accomplished this weekend.

Oh wait. I didn't get anything accomplished. Bygones!