Execute Order 66

IT'S ON NOW! Too bad you have to wait until Monday to find out what happens. Too, too bad.

CRISIS ON INFINITE BUTTER DIMENSIONS!

Baby Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

I am assembling some special things for those of you who participated in the recent birthday fund-raiser! I will keep you updated on the status of this thing.

CRISIS ON INFINITE BUTTER DIMENSIONS!

CRISIS ON INFINITE BUTTER DIMENSIONS

Oh dear, universes seem to be colliding again.

Citizen's Diplomatic Immunity

Man I woke up late today. I can't be sleepin' that late. I got things to do!

Be sure to get the new Stephen Malkmus today if you got the money!

We Can't Have Nice Things

Well that was a dumb birthday! Thanks to all you inter net friends for helping me have a great e-birthday! Much better than the bio-world birthday. Thank you e-friends!

I thought about getting one of those Sidekicks or Blackberries or a PSP or an iPod or something like that but seriously the more something costs the faster I destroy it. I have this cheap Rio Nitrus MP3 player and I still have it because I hate it. I have a two-year old refurbished Nokia cell phone that talks good and a four-year-old digital camera that takes good pictures. Everything I love that is expensive turns to crap. It's not intentional, it just happens.