SUPPORT OUR TROOPS

Support our troops as hard as you possibly can. This weekend I am going to sit in a room and support our troops with all my might. Have a weekend to remember (but only if what you remember is how effectively you have supported our troops).

SPX MEMORIES

Okay, so I haven't updated OC much this week because I intended to do a post-SPX wrapup but I can't remember anything that happened. People say they saw me there, and talked to me, and firmly grasped my buttocks with both hands but I have no recollection of any of this. Has someone stolen my memories? Was I abducted by spaliens (space aliens)? Maybe I'll go to one of those hypnotists, but only a board-certified hypnotist will do for obvious reasons. Don't want to end up thinking I'm a chicken for six months again.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE OUR GIANT KARAOKE MACHINE

So apparently it is like 10,000 miles to Maryland and I cannot sleep in a car. Thanks to everybody who came to the show! It was fun, especially riding in an elevator with vomit in it.

Probably the coolest thing I got at SPX was this [kind of NSFW] picture of Lil' Jeffrey by the d-liteful Hope Larson, who has a new book out!

This is a tie with the other thing I got, a watercolor painting from Mr. Bryan Lee O'Malley!

Things to do now:

- Pitch "Zombie Trouble" screenplay to Olsen twins
- Remain calm
- Marry Chelsea Clinton

Do you like to look at pictures of dogs dressed up like bees? Well, there you go! Blogosphere, consider yourself rocked.