Cowboy Killer

Some people think it is a good idea to keep a spare cowboy lying around in case of cowboy-type emergencies. You know, if a bull gets loose or you need a country line-dancing partner or whatever.

I was recently smoking a cigarette and someone told me it was bad for me! I did some research on the website Google.com and found out that they were right. What a fool I've been. I'm going to quit smoking now if it kills me. Seriously.

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