The Ultimate Price

Me and L.L. were at "Scotch and Sirloin" in Wichita, Kansas earlier today enjoying $30 steaks and some real life adult grown-ups were at the table beside us making potty talk and cussing and basically being loud and going buck wild. One guy messed up a joke about balls. I was going to complain to the Ukranian waitress but she seemed ambivalent and I could almost see her nipples. I silently vowed revenge against each person at the table, especially "Marky Mark." I added another page my Things-To-Do list.