THE GRINCH WHO GROPED X-MAS

It's time for a Holiday story! Since I can't really do one in my other comic Wigu (seeing that it will be March for at least the next 20 years) I will spin a yarn that will fill Charles Dickens' corpse with such putrid indignation that he will become reanimated and attempt to claw out of his coffin; his desire to choke me will not be stronger than the weight of six feet of dirt, lucky for me.A lot of people do Top Ten lists of whatever but I'll make it easy for you. Here is Jeffrey Rowland's Top One Album of 2005: is the best album of 2005. This is not up for debate as it is a fact (facts cannot be debated). See you tomorrow!