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A Length of Rope and a Camera Phone

Monday, January 01, 2007 - 12:00 AM

Here are some helpful hints for people in America who want to broadcast things on television that are OK for children to watch!

1. If you show the tip of a woman's breast, you will be forced to pay an extremely large fine because tens of thousands of people will complain.

2. If you want to show a guy get cursed at and hanged to death in a dark room by masked men, that is okay, just make sure to give a warning before you show it (AKA an announcement to RUN INTO THE TV ROOM THIS INSTANT AND TURN UP THE SOUND).

Have you got some free time today and want to complain to the FCC about how easy it for kids to be able to see image after image of mutilated dead bodies but are strictly forbidden from witnessing the very thing that brings them nourishment in infancy? It's quick and easy! Just go here. Everybody else does.

I realize that Overcompensating is something that kids shouldn't look at. It's also been proven that it's not something that all the TVs are showing in Circuit City.






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