The Mongolian Death Worms of War

I can't understand anything anymore. I can't understand how sending more troops into a meat grinder is "supporting" them. Wouldn't it be more troop supportey to negotiate and use diplomacy to keep troops safe? Aren't the troops supposed to be defending America and only be in war as a last line of defense? Didn't we already win Iraq when Lord Decider declared Mission Accomplished? If it's truly a "humanitarian mission" then shouldn't there be some semblance of regard for human life? Oh hell, I just wanted to do a comic about Mongolian Death Worms.

I'm also confused and angry about the Mooninites thing. The amount of money that Turner is gonna end up paying over to the ridiculous, paranoid overreaction of Boston is gonna end up being the bargain of the century when compared to the actual cost of the same amount of publicity.

Happy February! Never forget tomorrow is Groundhog's Day!