Giant-Footed Whorez

Once upon a time a man named Eli Bratz had a dream. He knew that he could make a fortune based on the idea that little girls look awesome when they're decked out like filthy, slutty, diseased, street whores.

Nowadays, Bratz are ubiquitous. They have a video game in which the object is to acquire diamonds. They even have "petz " that are whored up like coked-out drag queens on the third Thursday of every month because using a "z" instead of an "s" is the edgiest, most extreme thing that is the reason the word "awesome" was invented . Children are the future, my friends, and the future is dumb and sparkly as all hell. With great sparkle comes great stupidity.

Edit: At first I errantly and insensitively posted the phrase "coked-out trannies" when I meant to say "coked-out drag queens." I apologize to any coked-out parties who may have been offended by the coked-out remark.