Did you ever believe there was a little man in the refrigerator that turned the light on and off? I did, and I am still furious about it. The thought of a tiny little man forced to live in the black, cold blackness whose sole purpose was to flip a little switch whenever a person decided to open the refrigerator door just angers the livin crap out of me. And then everytime a little kid is told about Little Refrigerator Light Operating Man, the little kid opens and closes the refrigerator door at least 20,000 times trying to catch the little man.
It is because of this very scenario that I am absolutely certain the myth of Little Refrigerator Light Operating Man in the refrigerator is solely responsible for global warming.
