Don't Scrap The Intarwub

Man what the hell would I do without the Interwub? Where would I be? Still sending comic submission packages to stodgy old syndicates loathing every waking moment? There's no way I could find enough people in any local market to latch on to my particular style of doing things -- it is only because of the Interwub's global, tentacle-like reaching around of the globe that so many people able to get into this deal. I love you, Interwub, and now I'm going to make love to you.

Shockingly, I have designed a new t-shirt based upon this old comic which I consider to be the perfect mashup between cute and degenerate.