Isn't a pimp a dude beats up a woman for not giving him the part of the money she doesn't spend on drugs that she earns by having sensual intimacy with strangers? How does that translate to "awesome dude?" America is stupid - and before anybody else emails me, Urban Dictionary [bad words] is in agreement.
Speaking of pimping, there are new shirt designs! There is a new I Am Made of Poison design and you better get in on the Do-Dogs shirt before Todd Goldman steals it. The sooner people start buying these shirts, the sooner I can get to work on The Case of Mars, people. Tell your friends.
