Everything Hits At Once

First of all, just in case you're one of the 70% of Americans who doesn't know plastic comes from petroleum, you should probably read this.

Move over, LOLCATS. LOLBEES is the future of hysterical in-joke image macros.

There are a lot of changes at the TopatoCo Online Boutique Emporium and Digital Item Acquisition Center! The TERRIBLE IS THE NEW AWESOME shirt has launched, the first wave of new Topato shirts are being printed, and we've added three-packs and tote bags that will delight even the most impulsive consumer!

Interweb Radio News: A bill has been introduced that will save independent net radio stations from the huge royalty payments that the copyright office recently imposed. Call your Representative right now and ask to cosponsor the "Internet Radio Equality Act", H.R. 2060, introduced by Representatives Jay Inslee (D-WA) and Donald Manzullo (R-IL). This bill will set royalty rates that internet radio pays to the same reasonable level that satellite radio pays. US Citizens: Please call the House switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and ask to speak to your representative, and ask them to support H.R. 2060, the "Internet Radio Equality Act" today! (find your representative)

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