Japan O'Clock

I feel bad sometimes because I'm not doing my part as an American by watching TV all the time. All those millions of dollars of ads going unwatched by a up-and-coming, grown-up businessman entrepeneur like me almost seems wasteful.

Now I'm not one of those people who goes around with a "Kill Your TV" hat yelling about how TV makes you stupid, I think TV is fun. I get DVDs of TV shows from Netflix and watch TV in spurts whenever my brain can't do anything else. I think the last time I saw TV at the actual time the network broadcast it was in an airport.

I just wish I knew what the hell anyone is talking about ever. It's almost embarrassing when some dopehead swaggers up to me and mumbles something barely coherent about some commercial and I have to say "I don't know what you're talking about." I thought "Lost" was a reality show like "Survivor" until recently. It just feels stupid to not ever know anything.

Despite my efforts, the Dodogs shirt is not performing very well and I'm only going to make one print run, and the last order will be taken on 16 May. If you already ordered one, it's going to ship separately.