It's nice to live in an age when everyone agrees that while there are a few holes in the Theory Of Evolution, the vast majority of people believe the idea that the human race was instantly created out of magic just a few thousand years ago is preposterous. Most everyone agrees that we're products of our environment, not the other way around. And everyone understands that just because we haven't run into any similar carbon-based life in the universe yet, human beings aren't the be-all, end-all of creatures in the universe. Oh wait. This isn't BIZARRO WORLD.
Everyone agrees that making out with a monkey is "wrong," but what if you tweak that old monkey DNA to make it walk a little more upright and beef up the language center of the brain?
Man I totally forgot where I was going with this.
