By now you're probably heard the hysteria involving the tainted, bargain-basement-priced products coming from China. I've read my share of ridiculous hyperbole regarding this issue, which is no surprise coming from the likes of people who've express willingness to launch a nuclear strike on a country, an action that would definitely kill countless innocent people, for reasons not entirely clear nor certain.
Stop being scared, America, you bunch of sissies. This is embarrassing. I've had it. See you Monday.
