Baby and Weedy's Bogus Journey Prequel

Take it from me, it's tough not living in an magical fantasy world where all your dreams constantly come true and you can do whatever you want with no consequences but it's impossible to hurt anyone else or interfere with anyone else's happiness. No, we've got to live in this sickening reality where everything is either insanely violent or sexually degrading. The point is, everything sucks but the only way out is death, which means either an eternity of chaotic, fiery torture or eons of campfire songs with a couple hundred thousand perverts.

At least it's fun to watch.