Like you, I've often been accused of taking Stupid Pills but honestly I didn't have the sense to actually figure out if people were kidding or just being insensitive regarding to my terrible, undiagnosed learning disability. Now I know that prescription-strength Stupid Pills are non-habit forming and are now available without a prescription! Look for them at your local Department of Motor Vehicles or Planned Parenthood Centers near the Bitch Pills and Gay Pills.
Good news for fans of things! A new shirt has been released that is sure to cement your reputation as a nerdy, nerdy geek. If you order in the next couple of days the "special order" shirts will be ordered at the same time as the regular shirts. Bring it on!
Overcompensating is a story this week. I hope you like it!
IT'S 4AM I'M EATIN' CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST
THE COMPETITION DON'T EXPECT THIS
