The most interesting thing about The Survival Wars of 2012 will be the startling lack of anything even remotely resembling "survival" that occurs at all. But, since the notions of "ownership" and "currency" will be outlawed in 2010 due to "a stupefying epidemic of lethargy and irresponsibility"
1 and all "personal belongings" will be confiscated by 2011, the only thing people will have to fight for will be their own lives. It would be sad that this whole thing could've been avoided if people would have just voted for
Kucinich, but it's not.
One thing will definitely happen in the future no matter what: You will not be able to buy the
Snakin' Drains shirt after next Monday, 24 September.
