Tape

In the movies, when you slap a piece of duct tape on somebody's mouth, that's it. They just can't yell or anything, and that's just silly. When I was in middle school, I was in a situation where I was completely tied up and yelling, and somebody stuck a piece of duct tape over my mouth, and I chewed it right off. Then they learned from their mistake and wrapped my whole head in duct tape except for my nose, and put me in the trunk of a car. A couple of hours later they let me out, and now I don't go to my high school reunions.