Horse Sense

We first found out horses couldn't throw up last year at the Horse Party, and we've been trying to sort it out ever since. It is apparently very easy for a domestic horse to die from overeating, but this hardly an issue in wild or very active horses. Can a parable be drawn between Horseborne Food-Death in domesticated horses and Fat Mofo Syndrome in humans in cultures with increasingly sedentary lifestyles? You don't have to be Horse Einstein to figure this one out.

The person who emailed me claiming to be the person that took the "O Rly Owl" picture still hasn't verified their identity, but I'm gonna pull OuijaNet at the end of the week anyway just 'cause I feel kinda crummy about it. Here's a nice Catch 22: most people won't respond to original things that aren't already part of pop culture, but if you make something that references pop culture you're accused of being unoriginal? Go figure that one out, Horse Einstein.