Dennis Kucinich's Safari Planet

Some people say Dennis Kucinich doesn't have a chance, and to those people I say "Dennis Kucinich does too have a chance!" Do you want things to suck forever? Do you really? Then keep telling yourself Dennis Kucinich doesn't have a chance. Do you want things to stop sucking so hard? Then tell yourself and everyone you know that Dennis Kucinich is completely capable of being president, and would do a better job than just about anybody. Elizabeth ain't so bad herself. If they tell you he said he saw a UFO ask them if they can positively identify every single object they ever saw in the sky in their entire lives.

And just in time for X-mas I am now offering a t-shirt with a picture of Jesus Christ, Lord of the Jews, knocking out a Tyrannosaurus rex. Based upon this comic.