Thanksgiving 2007

Just so we're straight, Andrew Jackson is the US President who signed the Indian Removal Act into law (for reasons of national security?). Andrew Jackson is the US President on the $20 bill. Drinking is a huge problem for Native Americans, and $20 is the exact amount of money it takes to get completely snockered on hooch.

Happy Thanksgiving, America! And in their defense the Jamestonians believed they were eating animals. Regardless of everything, it was part of my job to have Google Image Searched "Assless Chaps" for this comic and for that I am both thankful and bleary-eyed.

Remember, nothing appeases the God of Christmas like a t-shirt with a picture of Jesus Christ, Lord of the Jews, stone cold clocking a Tyrannosaurus rex. Based upon this comic.