Tank Cat

If you wrote an email to us or one of our clients regarding a tee-shirt and the reply you got was a string of profanities with a picture of Sammy Hagar attached, that was probably me. Sorry about that. The point it, this is going to be a rough week so bear with me, and hope I don't go through with making a comic about Sammy Hagar.

At this point I want nothing more than to fast forward to December 31 but I'm just going to shut my eyes and scream into my Screaming Pillow and maybe I can get through this. If you want tee-shirts in time for X-mas you can't, but if you want books you most certainly can. Books are better presents anyway because there's no chance of getting someone the wrong size book and they either think you think they're fat or skinny which will lead to them killing you or worse, and believe me, compared to what that person is capable of and the way things are going to turn out anyway, killing you would be considered a favor. In the future, homicide will be legal if it is committed within one hour of hearing that God-damned "Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer" song, which will be good news for aspiring pop stars and Illuminati alike.