Free Range

Still in lovely Oklahoma where showing a modicum of respect toward the food you eat is for hippies and recycling plastic is for gay hippies.

I know it probably sounds like I'm being a total jerkass because I live in a "progressive" state now and I really shouldn't talk so much garbage about where I'm from but man, I see a lot more people smiling in Massachusetts than I do in Oklahoma. I see a lot more people in Oklahoma with extremely strange growths on unusual parts of their body and people with unnaturally colored skin and extremely stubborn attitudes regarding terribly ignorant ideas. And I know everybody in Oklahoma isn't like that. But most of them are.