Robertson Style

When he's not blaming homosexuals and non-Americans for natural disasters and leg-pressing cars, Pat Robertson likes to make stupid predictions that don't come true, and when they don't come true, he blames it on people praying too hard. Part of the reason that his predictions don't come true is that people can't predict the future, but that's beside the point. The Bible says that people who do that are supposed to be executed but we just ignore that part. None of this would be a big deal if so many Americans didn't believe every word word he says.

If you're looking for accurate predictions, look no further than Art Bell's 2008 predictions from people who stay up late and have telephones.