Note: Yesterday's comic was only live for a few hours so maybe you didn't see it.
Reports of extraterrestrial signals have been greatly exagerrated by the Mainstream Media? "How could that be?!" you shout from your day-bed. How could an industry whose apparent sole purpose has recently shifted from the reporting of factual facts to documenting the downward spirals of 20-something famous girls and the Floridian discoveries of various foodstuffs that resemble religious icons possibly make such a terrible error? And now where the hell are we supposed to get more oil?
