I guess I have some pretty weird anxieties because this one is pretty much a daily fear of mine, almost enough to get me to stop drinking the two or three weekly Vitamin Waters I enjoy. "What a strange idea for a contest," I thought when I first saw Shaq glaring at me from behind the Vitamin Water label. I can imagine a fair number of people harboring at least a passing desire to spend an afternoon with Shaq but it seems like a lot more are either ambivalent or have heard him rap? To have it be the center of a large-scale promotion angers and confuses me!Big ups to my new BFF Rebecca Watson, one of the stars of one of my favorite podcasts The Skeptics Guide to the Universe! Between her and PZ Myers I think I am officially definitely going to hell now for all eternity.





