I've been all around America and some of Canada and even Australia and it seems to me that the Wild Boat Cougar knows no border. Perhaps you have seen her? I'm thinking about changing careers to become a Jeff Foxworthy type guy but about instead of rednecks I talk about Boat Cougars, like this:
- If your handbag costs exactly as much as you spend on cigarettes in six months, you might be a Boat Cougar.
- If you're trying to organize your 30th high school reunion down at The Cove and nobody will call you back, you might be a Boat Cougar.
- If you think meth isn't addictive because you only do it on the weekends, you might be a Boat Cougar.
- If you've spent more than $500 on replacement cell phones you've dropped in the lake in the last six months, you might be a Boat Cougar. Additionally, the EPA would like to speak with you.
- If you've ever insisted on going to Chili's because you "don't know if that other place has Corona" you might be a Boat Cougar.
- etc. etc.
There have been two new Wigu comics since I last talked to you here! One is about the health insurance industry, and the other is about the pharmaceutical industry.
Go Dennis Kucinich! You're so awesome, Dennis Kucinich.
