Roll Into the Future

Here is the part of my life where I recommend to the panel the creation of an International Council of When to Stop Doing Shit, naturally headed up by either me or whoever has the most good posts on Something Awful. Nobody from Reddit or Digg, some of those people still think dumb memes from three years ago are "teh funny."* If this council was in place things such as the New Austin Powers Movie The Love Guru would never get made. Everybody would stop doing saying something is "the bomb," news anchors would stop saying "dis," and a cowbell joke would get you slapped with a twenty-five dollar fine which would go fund the Society for the Prevention of TV Shows that Begin With The Words "America's."

Okay now I still have to do the other half the things I said I was gonna do yesterday but instead started doing something else.

*Punishiable by five-second choking