I was out joggin' yesterday and this dang cop kept dashin' around on his little scooter. I guess he just got it. Then I got back to the building and up to the 2nd floor and he was waitin' for the elevator. For a minute I thought he was following me on account of I am insanely paranoid but alas, he was just waiting for the elevator in our building which is famous for having America's Slowest Elevator. I assume they are using the scooters to "go green" although it should be noted that bicycles are also "green" and do not cost fifty thousand dollars. Jeph Jacques is a kind man who will die a Warrior's Death.
