Yesterday I posted about my stupid toe, only half-expecting anybody to read it. Then I see world famous heathen and death-threat magnet PZ Myers has given me advice. And my friends, when PZ Myers tells you to stab a red-hot bit of metal through your toenail, you do it. Unfortunately this didn't work out very well, but I just used a small safety pin. I might end up trying something bigger, like a drill bit....
Update:It turns out about 15 finger-turns of a sterilized 1/16 drill bit is all it takes to go through man toenail! INSTANT RELIEF, not even joking. This should not be considered medical advice and we do not advise anyone actually do this. See a doctor if this happens to you, if you have insurance and afford it. If not just writhe in pain, or visit the emergency room and go into crippling debt which may result in your losing your car or home.
