It is nice to finally read Fox News for the insane conspiracy theory/celebrity news hub that it has always been. I am not gonna link to the website, you probably know it, and if you're like me you have it blocked at the router at work and also don't want Mike Straka's unfortunate legions bothering you, like what happened to me one time.
Also if you haven't seen my (out-out-date) collection of Fox News dot com splash images, they are here. I have a bunch more, I will try to put them up soon. Yes, they are all real.
Careful readers may notice I have used this punchline before. It works!
