Since Larry David wasn't really successful in the whole "it is okay for dudes to pee sitting down" movement, I'm gonna give a shot. Dudes. You got to pee sitting down. It's better, and it doesn't make you less of a man. Sure it's not as loud as peeing standing up, and can take up to 7 seconds longer, but do it. You will expect to be praised for it, but you won't. Do you know why? You shouldn't be praised for doing something that is simply practical, that doesn't result in terrible consequences, such as somebody else touching your nasty old floor pee, you gross son of a bitch.
Good Lord there is a bunch of new stuff at the TopatoCo internet store.
Still trying to get time to make new Wigu comics (I am so sorry) but in the meantime I am showing you a comic that I made when I was 11 years old, called Superfrog.
