Kanye West is, without exaggeration, the greatest human being to ever walk the Earth. God made this be, so sayeth Kanye. In fact, one might argue that the purpose of the Earth is for Kanye West to walk upon it, and to do with Earth as he wishes -- if by "argue" you mean "make a truthful statement." Kanye West has said himself that his greatest pain is that he will never be able to see himself perform live. Ironic that his greatest pain is our greatest gift, but for even if Kanye could see himself perform, which is the most amazing experience any other human can possibly enjoy, the mere fact that he is Kanye West would naturally diminish the joy of seeing himself perform live, for being Kanye West one can only imagine is an existence from which every nanosecond bursts forth with purpose, and greatness, and humility. I understand that some of you reading this do not know who Kanye West is. I pity your pointless soul.
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