Here's an idea -- you set up an X-Prize type thing, right, only instead of making spaceships, we cure Breast Cancer , and instead of million of dollars we give out millions of blowjobs. And to the women who say "well what if a woman cures breast cancer" then I have good news for you! You also get millions of blowjobs, and also a cure for breast cancer (I am aware that men can get breast cancer too). It's also important to not just think about breast cancer when there is a pink ribbon on the Google logo in October, and you hover your cursor over it to see what it means. Consider April Breast Cancer Awareness Month Awareness Month.
Anyway this comic was written by MC Frontalot to help me out, since lately where my brain used to be there is just a wad of hash browns hooked up to a AAA battery. Light! End of tunnel! I see you.
Now there are Exploding Dog shirts at TopatoCo!
