Dreamcatchers, am I right? Man, people need to cut it out with the Dream Catchers. Dream Catchers used to be used by Native Americans to catch dreams, but they don't work anymore. You know why? Because white people killed all their dreams. Now white people hang them on their rear-view mirrors as reminders of when they killed all the Native Americans' dreams, much like they hang crosses on their rear-view mirrors to remind them of how they killed Jesus, and how they listen to hip-hop to remind them of how they enslaved and tortured black people for centuries.
