Show of hands: how many of y'all who two years ago were freaking out about the government tracking your every move are now voluntarily telling every person on earth where you are and what you are doing several times a day? Yeah, me too. I'm convinced Twitter is an incredibly clever way for the New World Order to be able to track your every move without even having to ask your permission. Who needs warrants and wiretaps when there's a thing that makes never shutting up cool? Nice move, New World Order. Touché. I'll be warning everybody about End Times, Bigfoot/Alien Hybrids, and the New World Order at Boston Skeptics in the Pub on April 27.
I sure hope my accountant calls me back tomorroww.
