We've known for a while that shit is bananas. But I'm not sure there was any way for us to have been prepared for exactly how bananas shit had gotten. What Gwen Stefani was telling us was basically just like that intelligence report in early 2001 that everybody ignored. Shit is bananas, y'all. It is almost too bananas to deal with at this point.
Shit has gotten so bananas that TopatoCo is now selling Brandon Bird's merchandise. Today, April 23, is Brandon Bird Day now. It's easy to remember because it's somebody's birthday who you used to be friends with, and didn't realize you forgot. Brandon Bird Day! If you are one of the poor souls who are unaware of Brandon Bird's body of work, go look at his website post-haste!
