Here's the thing with absinthe. Don't decide to drink a whole bunch of all of a sudden. I drank me some absinthe, and it didn't really do much, so I was like hey, I'm gonna just drink all this absinthe. And suddenly everything went from Extremely Confusing to Making Perfect Sense to Extremely Confusing all at once, and all the while I was drunk. Extreme confusion followed this decision. The Experiment either failed or succeeded depending on what your goal is. Mine was to see what would happen if I drank a bunch of absinthe, so that was a success. If your goal is to see how much math you can do after drinking a bunch of absinthe, your results would probably be contradictory. Oh look at that new shirt over there, it is my favorite one in a while.




