Let's face it. Most of America is, and has been for some time, a country where learnin' is for sissies and panty-waists. Yet it is a place where it is "macho" to attach plastic testicles to your car. It is where pronouncing things correctly is considered elitist, and where denying equal rights is pious. That's why Miami Rick invented his Patriot Sauce. Do you know how Patriotic the Patriot Sauce is? It doesn't even have the ingredients printed on it, 'cause readin's for homos! There's one teaspooon of Eagle Juice in each bucket of Patriot Sauce. Nothing is fancy.
Even though America is way better than it was just a few months ago, it's still kind of a joke. I think we're doing okay if people flip out about the President ordering fancy-ish mustard. I still can't figure out what the hell that arugula thing was about.
I am going to put Overcompensating in the shop for the next few days so I can blow the cobwebs out of Wigu. Remember when I had time to make both of the comics every day, five days a week? Me too, friend. However that was back before I became a professional internet businessman.
