The tragedy of TopatoCo's newest employee, The Baron, is almost infinite. Even though he lives in a state that recognizes basic civil rights for adults, he is forbidden to marry outside of Baron-kind, of which he is the last. Too tragic. However today is his birthday. Did you know that in May there are approximately 500 birthdays per second in America?NEWS! Joey Comeau and Emily Horne of A Softer World will be performing live here at TopatoCo this Saturday! Also at various other places on the Eastern part of the United States.
