What an amazing world we live in now that we can just walk into a day care center, pull a telephone out of our pocket, and have high-res pictures of genitals on our phone screens in less than 10 seconds.
I don't think it necessarily ages me greatly to say I remember using rotary-dial phones, because I grew up in rural Oklahoma where I understand the practice of trepanning as a means to cure homosexuality is beginning to go out of fashion, and mass suicides triggered by lunar eclipses is down almost ten percent since this time last century.





