I'm gonna be honest with you, I was in
no way prepared for
National Preparedness Month but when I got the
news that it was National Preparedness Month I pulled my thumb out of my butt so fast I got whiplash. Fortunately I was prepared enough to have a whiplash kit nearby. I did not however have a butthole speed-burn kit handy, I had to go to CVS for that.
All my
new shirts came in yesterday and are shipping today! I hope you all like the pre-order gifts you're getting, feel free to send me pictures when you get them!
Looks like tonight we are going to
The Sound of Young America Live! I'll finally get to tell that rascally Andrew WK what for.
