Chester

Chester was our Buttcat. He invented the word "buttcat" because he always liked to snuggle against your butt. Also he acted like a butt and was always sticking his butt in your face. Also, instead of meowing he made a squawky chicken noise and pooped a lot. He was so weird and funny, I have never known a cat that was so weird, and so stupid. He loved to blink. I am so glad that I got to hang around with a cat that was so weird and stupid for a few years, anyway.



That stupid buttcat was my friend. I'll see you later, Chester Buttcat.