Here's how it went down. Santa Claus, The Scientology Wasp, The Great Pumpkin, and The Leprechaun were all partying down in Miami Beach. They ran out of beer and The Leprechaun volunteered to go on a beer run. Normally Santa Claus is pretty good at stopping people from drinking and driving but he had been drinking tequila out of strangers' mouths for almost two solid days with no sleep. Leprechaun got sleepy and decided to go back home to Scotland, then he remembered he was Irish, and got lost.
That's why Spring Break happens between St. Patrick's Day and Eostre -- to drain the Leprechaun of excess booze.
Did you see the new Wigu Comics website? I'm tryin' to figure out an update schedule, I'm thinking Monday and Thursday which will give me time for other projects I think.
