4/20 Day used to be about the weed, man. They had it on Hitler's Birthday so you could get all high and go whoooah... even as terrible as Hitler was even HE had birthdays, you know? I guess everybody deserves a birthday. No wait, man, Hitler doesn't even deserve a birthday! Can you believe a person did what he did, man? Just... killin' millions of people. And he was just a person, like us, you know? I bet some days he woke up, you know, not wantin' to go to work? But he was like the boss... like the main boss. Dang dude, this stuff is crazy, are you sure this is just pot?
In order to get this book finished before the friggin' world ends, I gotta cut out some extraneous time-consumers. That means I will not be going to the ROFLcon after all. Sorry! I know this may affect up to a dozen people.
Happy Birthday Dad, I will call you back sometime.
